For the person who happens to relieve the boredom

I can only think of you, dear.

So much fluffy!

Don’t ask me how jerry was. Somethings should be kept secret.

It gives a whole new meaning to shitting bricks.

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, drunk and queery

Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten stores

While I nodded, nearly fapping, suddenly there came a tapping

As of someone gently fapping, fapping at my chamber door

“Tis some visitor”, I muttered, “fapping at my chamber door

Only this, and not a whore

Though it wasn’t truly acknowledged, one more study was actually held. However, it was promptly ended since the researchers realized they would not have enough chocolates and flowers to sate the hunger of the beast

This is how I often feel when we talk at night. Though I tend to pretend that you’re here with me.

We found your problem. It seems your mouse wasn’t working, so we eated it.

And no matter what she or my ex will say, I DO NOT enjoy Shanghai surprises OR a Bangkok bonzai.